Humor
plays a very important role in our lives. Given the fact that real estate is a
hectic profession, it would be good to have some humor around us. As
a real estate professional, I always look forward to such jokes about real
estate and get something to laugh about, while I go through my daily business. Mentioned
below are some jokes and funny illustrations that I came across, as I was
surfing through the net.
*Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called
out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through
a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be
returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed
it inside her handbag. The other woman said, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss
him, he’ll turn into a real estate broker!”
The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking
frog is worth more than a real estate broker!”
* A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send
flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it
said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the
florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than
getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking
place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on
your new home"
* While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends
late one night Roger led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass
gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Well, that’s
my talking clock,” Roger replied. “How does it work?” asked one of his friends.
“Watch this,” he said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly,
someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “Hey jerk! It’s 2 in the
freaking morning!”
* A real estate agent was knocking on doors of homes in his
farm area. At one house it was clear that someone was at home, but his repeated
knocks at the door went unanswered. So, he took out one of his business cards
and scribbled “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it, stuck it in the door, and went about his rounds.
When he got back to the office the next day, the
receptionist gave him a business card. It was his own, and he recognized the
“Revelation 3:20″ he wrote the day before. In a very neat handwriting, a cryptic
message was added: “Genesis 3:10″.
Later, when checking the Bible verse, he couldn’t help but
break into gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins: “Behold, I stand at the door and
knock.”
Genesis 3:10 reads: “I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked.”
* A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office
much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST
AGENTS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his
right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST
COMMISSIONS.'
The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the
biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
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